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Um Jammer Lammy review

SPOILER ALERT! Um Jammer Lammy came out in March 1999. It was the succsessor to PaRappa the Rapper and a Playstation classic. Anyway, The game starts with Lammy, lead gutairist of the Band Milkcan, rushing down a hallway to get to Milkcan's live show. When she makes it with seconds to spare, she notices that Chop Chop Maser Onion, from PaRappa The Rapper, is the new vocalist of the band. and this is where the first song starts. The gameplay is simple. There is a bar at the top of the screen showing Playstation button symbols. First, an icon of the teacher will go other the buttons, giving an example of what buttons you need to press. Then, an icon of lammy will apear, and its your turn to press the right buttons at the right time.

Also, at the bottom left of the screen, there are four rankings. You start ount in good, and if you play two lines poorly, you go down to bad. If that repeats, you go to awful. And if THAT repeats, you have to restart the song. But if your in bad or awful, if you play two lines well, you will go up a rank. You will lose if you are in bad or awful when the song finishes. But, if your in good mode, and you play a line REALLY well, by freestyleing a bit with the buttons in the line, you have a chance of getting cool mode, which allows you to freestyle the whole song on your own. But if you repeat the same button or combo too much, its back to good with you.

After the song finishes, Lammy realizes that the for the whole song, she was holding a vaccum cleaner and not her gutair, causing her to feel extremly embarresed. But then, Chop Chop Master Onion gives her some words of wisdom. He tells her that if she imagines she has her gutair, she can do anything.

After that, the 2nd stage begins. She wakes up in her bed realizing that stage 1 was all a dream. But when she looks at her alarm clock, she realizes that she only has 15 minutes until her real show. So she runs down the street, only to get blocked by a burning building. After telling the fireman that she is late for her show, The fireman makes her help put out the fire. But then Lammy remembers Chop Chop Master Onions words, and imagens that the fire hose is her gutair, and is able to put out the fire.

After that, Lammy is rewarded with pizza, when she notices that she has 11 more minutes until her show. But beacause she ate so much pizza that she has become fat. As she keeps running, she trips and fulls in front of a Hospital, which is having a birth event...thing. Lammy is then mistaken for a pregnant lady by a vomiting catapiller. Lammy tries to explain, but its no use. By the time she gets inside, she is not fat anymore. The Catapiller then makes her put the babies to sleep as punishment for tricking her. But Lammy then pictures the baby she is holding as a gutiar, remebering Master Onions words. In this stage, most of the line connsist of pressing the same button very quickly. But once you get used to it, its fine.

After that, Lammy sees she only has 8 more minutes until her show. She manages to catch a plane just as it is leaving it is being piloted by a man who's attitude changes when he is hit on the head, from stupid to angry. When he is angry, he tells Lammy that she is a solider and that she has to fly the plane. Just then, an announcment comes over the plane loudspeaker that that the plane will be take off soon and that the passengers need to fassen thier seatbelts and that also goes for the passengers in the casino. Chop Chop Master Onion did say, "Dojo, casino, its all in the mind.", so Lammy rememberd his words and imagend the steering wheel thing as a gutair, and she is confident to fly the plane without crashing.

Stage 5 starts with Lammy crashing the plain into a parking lot. After paying for a spot, Lammy see's that she only has 3 more minutes until the show starts. After running a far distance, she realizes she left her gutair on the plane. Convently, there is a gutair shop across the street. Due to the fact that basicaly all the gutairs are sold, she is told by the owner of the shop to help cut down a tree to make a gutair. She imagens the chainsaw as a gutair and feels confident enough to make the gutair.

After Lammy has her gutair, she notices she has 2 more minutes until he show. So she bolts out the door, has her underwear get caught on the doornob and gets flung to an island, where she is mistaken for being the gutairest of a band playing there. But then, Lammy reminds herself of Chop Chop Master Onion's words, and becomes confident enough to play for the band. Also, I'd like to point out that she says, "My gutair is in my mind!", despite being in her hands.

Then, after having a short meet up with her alter-ego, Lammy manages to make it to her show just as the other members of the band, Katy Kat and Ma-san, get there to. And judging by there clothes, I think they went through just as much as Lammy did. In my opinion, It's the best song in the whole game.

Overall, Um Jammer Lammy is a great classic and a good time killer. And the PaRappa, Co-op, and VS. Modes you get when you beat the game make it even better. If you are a fan of the first PaRappa The Rapper game, then I can't recommend this enough. And if you've never heard of the PaRappa games before, I still think this would be great for you.

Overall, I give Um Jammer Lammy an 8.8 out of 10. See you guys next time.

Wii Sports Club review

Wii Sports Club came out back in October 2013. It was the HD remake of the Wii classic: Wii Sports. Today I'll be talking about all 5 sports, and some new features.

The first sport is tennis. It plays the exact same way that Wii Sports tennis did. Exept now it has better controls because all sport require a Wii Motion Plus. Also, I'm just gonna tell you that this game looks like Wii Play: the colors are dark and depressing.

The next sport is bowling. Just like tennis, its the same game as Wii Sports with better controls.

The last 3 sports are actully different then The origanal Wii Sports, staring with golf. It plays the same, has 9 new holes, and you can play the Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort holes. But now, you use the gamepad as a tee and put it on the floor in front of you.

Baseball is less loose and you use the Wii U gamepad to pitch instead of swinging the Wiimote. You also have 4 pitch options. Oh, and you can catch with the Gamepad, too!

Boxing STINKS LIKE POO. Instead of using the nunchuck, you have to use TWO Wii Motion plus's on TWO Wiimote's! Come ON Nintendo! You were already making TONS of money! Not only that, but the controls are too STIFF.

Now, for the new features. First, we have clubs. When you first start the game, you choose a club. All of the clubs are states. You can choose whatever club you want, even if you don't live there. However, the club feature no longer has a purpose because Miiverse shut down. They really should have called Wii Sports Club Wii U Sports.

Another feature thats new that you can still use is online play. You can play every sport online, exept for the training minigames. However, I have a feeling that since Miiverse, Wii U chat, and Nintendo TVii shut down, Online play for Wii U will be shut down soon, simaller to Wiiconnect24 and Nintendo WFC. This means no more online play for Wii Sports Club.

Overall, Wii Sports Club does not make it into the "This game is like SSB4" area. With dark colors, Terrible boxing, and no more point to the club feature, I can't reccomend it at all. However, if you can't afford a Switch just yet, and are looking for a game to play with your family, then try it out.

I give Wii Sports Club a 5.8 out of 10. See you guys later.

Animal Crossing: City Folk Review

It was E3 2008 when Nintendo announced Animal Crossing: City Folk/ Animal Crossing: Lets go to the city in Europe/ Animal Forest: Let's Go To Town (街へ行こうよどうぶつの森 Machi e Ikō yo Dōbutsu No Mori) in Japan.